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  2. My dad and I got new cars today!!!!!!!!!

    Ballin’

     


  3. Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u

    (Source: lnnea, via ipartywithicarly)

     


  4. claydols:

    damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

    (via nochurchinthewilddd)

     

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  7. itseasytoremember:

    smilingemoticon:

    rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    whats a librarians favorite color

    read

    image

    at least the shelf liked ur joke

    (via supamayne-fly)

     

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  9. Thank god for AT&T, you can use data and talk on the phone

    I’m sexting boys, while talking to my mom on speaker phone
    :-*
    ~~~~~~ bai :3

     

  10. likeafieldmouse:

    Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer

    Wat

    (via vaspim)

     


  11. methroid:

    drgero:

    2013 has been insane and we’re not halfway yet

    • pope resigns and a jesuit replaces him
    • meteor in russia
    • boston bombing
    • north korea going nuts (more nuts)
    • the savar upazila building collapse becomes the most fatal structural collapse in history
    • creation of the first of human embryonic stem cells

    you forgot the murder of amanda bynes’ vagina by drake

     


  12. beeleebay:

    “I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

    (via daresaypj)

     

  13. bestlols:

    my new resume

    (Source: assholedisney, via daresaypj)

     

  14. toobaa:

    Life value compared in font size.

    (via vaspim)

     


  15. yugoslavic:

    i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

    (via daresaypj)